January 2010
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I’ve just realised the link to my questions section wasn’t working but now it is so ask away.
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“I’m sick of just liking people. I wish to God I could meet somebody I...”
– JD Salinger. RIP, hope there aren’t so many lousy people in Heaven.
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You love Thurston and you love Kim. You love art and you are thin.
WatchThis is Noam Chomsky. If you don’t know who he is then you evidently have no clue about anything important. Watch it. Though I may believe that Lenin followers are essentially deluded he is an amazing man and well worth listening to. In fact he could probably persuade me to believe in pretty much anything.
So said the man
I’m not one to take strong action in matters of politics or social concerns; I am truly a child of my generation. Yet something in the Guardian today have made me feel somewhat inclined to voice my opinion. I often voice my opinion but it’s generally when trying to justify being a Christian, why everyone has the right to death and how there is a difference between staying thin and body...
The Local's Guide to Stonehenge
A druid once said to me:
“Please watch where you step,
For this sacred godhead
Contains all my rep.”
So I turned to an elf:
“How came thee to sit?”
He moved to an alter,
Showed me runes in the grit.
A Tabula Rasa?
Homes for fallen stones?
Small tourist attraction,
Set on wizard bones?
On closer inspection,
The Circle was Square,
And in the far distance,
A...
“Hamburger! The corner stone of any nutritious breakfast.”
– Samuel L. Jackson.
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You know, I’d like to take the spike on the top of the dollar sign and RAM it up Ke$ha’s ass. But not in a good way. In a way that it somehow destroyed her throat so I didn’t have to deal with her anymore.
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How many angels can cry on the head of a pig?
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Last night I had a dream that it was new years eve and I was walking home. Then, for some reason, I came across a river and people were diving into it. No one was saying why but the people in the houses next to the river were booing from their windows. Once I’d watched a few of the boys, and they were all boys, dive into the river I turned around and walked into an art gallery. As I started...
Hidden Heartland
YEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Today is the best day in my musical year. Owen Pallett’s Heartland is out and These New Puritan’s Hidden is too. And I got both in first pressing. Mmmmmm I am so satisfied right now.
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Just another Sunday peddleboat ride, on a man-made lake with another lady stranger. If I remain lost and die on a cross at least I wasn’t born in a manger.
The Fall of Mr Fifths by Why?
fuckyeahindieboys →
What a waste of interweb. Everyone knows that the indie boy has long since died or been left for the recesses of closet gays and ‘metrosexuals’. It’s got to be authentic or GTFO.
You can Derelick my balls.
Words can only hurt you if you try to read them. Don’t play their game.
I don’t think I’ll ever stop enjoying Zoolander.
I'm going mad.
Okay so I’m home alone for a few days. That means the usual stuff like cooking for myself. So I’m cooking this pizza and I realise I’ve put the oven on wayyy too hot. Turn the oven off, open the door and find that it was cooked to perfection. As soon as I’d got the pizza safely onto a plate I hollered “YES! I am the king of the pizza realm!” King of the what the...
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“I just wanna fuck every girl in the world Every model every singer every actress every diva Every high sadiddy chick every college girl every skeezer Stripper and every desperate housewife that resemble eva My role model is will So married woman or milf It don’t matter who you is miss You can get the business”
From Every Kid by Lil Weezy.
WatchThe Pig & the Butcher. at first I thought this would be interesting. But then I realised it was just really, really ghey.
“a man who loves a very cultivated woman and knows he cannot say to her, I love...”
– The postmodern atitude by Umberto Eco.
“Minefield mice.”
– Three-thousand.
Not having found.
Overcome by the violence of the wild, Henley despairs. He still hasn’t found what he is looking for. The shape of Love eludes him. The Wilderness is endless and alien. He is alone.
Determined not to die, Henley tries to construct meaning. His mental choir suggests a buoyant line from a song he had written as a boy.
-From The Getty Address by Dirty Projectors.
Bérangère Claire
I want a girl who dressed like this.
Lust for life.
“I wish I had a pizza and a bottle of wine.”
So for lunch I’m going to cook a pizza and get a bottle of wine from the shops.
