An open letter to NYC

If anyone reading this knows of anyone who knows someone who would be interested in putting up a sweet British teenager for a few days, please let me know. I need a floor to sleep on for five to twelve days towards the end of April.
Swing me a message at samuelrcrowe[at]gmail[dot]com and save me from vagrancy! I am the sort of person you want to let surf your couch/ floor/ hallway.